A man arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knikfe, brass knuckles and a chain saw. U.S. custom agents let him in. (HUH?)
Jump to the next day when the decapitated body of a man and the stabbed body of his wife were found in the guy's home town back in Canada. Hmmm... what a mystery. Oh, to make it even sweeter, the chain saw that was turned in at the border had blood on it.