Question: What get-away vehicle do you choose if you want to create the biggest, most flaming parody of Miami and yourself?
The obvious answer: Rollerblades! From the early '90s!
Michael Everett didn't get the joke. The skinny, blue-eyed 31-year-old was arrested for breaking into four cars in midtown a few Saturdays ago, after allegedly attempting a smash-and-roll. Call it a Reno 911! sketch gone wrong.